I'VE SHIT ON ME!!!!!#!@$@#%#$&$^*&(*)
lady rotten luck decided to bestow me with a gift of bird shit today.
it landed the shoulder of my
bright red top. i wonder if the bird mistaken me for a flower.
ARGH! that idiotic bird!
anyway, highest record (for now), 60km/h!!!
With love. || 12:22 AM